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Fox’s Matt Schlapp: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) prior Trump Ass-Kisser Award.  

 

Matty is another Certified Trump Sycophant and Serial Trump Ass-Kisser who has spent more time on his knees genuflecting to The Great Leader than Monsignor William J. Kubacki does while serving mass at the Rosary Cathedral Church on Collingwood Blvd in Toledo, Ohio.

 

During a recent (ca. December 2018) episode of the Fox News’ Outnumbered Comedy Show, Matty engaged in the following back and forth with comedy hos Harris Faulkner; however, he only did so after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads. In this instance, Matty was ranting about the ongoing Mueller Russiagate investigation.

 

MATTY:

“Obviously, the whole Russia collusion thing doesn't resonate with voters at all because nobody ran on it just weeks ago [mid-term congressional election].”

“Second of all, what people want is they want to know that if somebody did something wrong, that there's transparency.”

“And I think the number one thing -- the reason why Mueller's numbers are so poor in almost every poll, Harris, is because he almost looks like he's playing a game.”

“He's blackmailing people into saying things and doing things, because they might have had a scummy part of their past. That's not the American way.”

HARRIS:

“Well they're lying along the way, that -- some of them, that helps in process crimes.”

 

So, according to Matty the Ass-Kisser, the folks listed below all lied in court that they committed felonies because Mueller forced them to so act.

  • Michael Cohen – pled guilty to nine (9) felonies
  • Paul Manafort – pled or found guilty of 20 felonies
  • George Papadopoulos pled guilty to one felony
  • Rick Gates pled guilty to one felony
  • Michael Flynn pled guilty to one felony 

If one were to believe Matty the Wacko, one would have to believe that Cohen volunteered to spend 3 or more years in prison because Mueller blackmailed him into lying in open court and admitting to his felonious conduct.

 

If what Matty is saying is true about Mueller’s blackmailing efforts, then Mueller and his team of prosecutors should all be indicted and tried on multiple charges of blackmail and/or extortion.

 

On the other hand, Matty should be happy that just lying for the hell of it isn’t a felony punishable by five years in Leavenworth.

 
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