Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of fourteen (14) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. December 2018) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show, Laura decided to further cement her status as one of Fox’s most renowned and disrespected Buffoons and Aspiring Standup Comedians.

In this instance, Laura decided to attack liberals while giving support to her bigoted followers by feigning outrage that Confederate statutes are being taken down throughout the Old South. Towards that end, Laura spoon fed the following red meat to her low I.Q. followers.

• “When you think of the left today, are those the kind of people you want to hang around with? Just, just, just -- talking like now beyond politics.”
• “They are the biggest killjoys out there, killjoys! They don't want you to enjoy your life.”
• “They want you to listen to them, shut up, and sit down.”
• “Lecturing you, and haranguing you into what you should feel about the country, about race, about gender, about all of that. They want to intimidate you.”
• “So you're going to turn around in a few years and you're not going to be able to -- you're going to have to hide your Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer DVD. You'll have to hide it!”
• “You can't keep that around the house, oh no. That might as well be child pornography.”
• “They actually probably like child pornography better than they like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer at this point.”

Laura then went into a disgusting defamatory rant about liberals which is as follows.

• “They don't really have a problem with pornography at all.”
• “But they have a problem with anything that in their mind is traditional or even slightly hearkens back to a more traditional time.”
• “Because the traditions themselves of family and so forth were enslaving to women, were enslaving to people.
• “So, you know, the Confederate soldier Silent Sam at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill, all the protests about that, as if putting that in a dumpster is going to change anyone's life.”

I suppose that Laura would find it quite acceptable if her beau Donald “Trumporleone” Trump released a pornographic video of him having sex with Porn Star Stormy Daniels and then offered it for sale to liberals. However, it probably wouldn’t cost much because it would be introduced as a “short subject” film.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bigot Award Winner = 5
3. Bigoted Liar Award Winner: Art. 100 Bigot Awards
4. Bigoted Moron Award: Art. 153 Bigot Awards
5. Hypocrite Award Winner: Art. 18 Misc. Awards 
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 1
8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
9. Folks will opt to wear “Depends” rather than share bathroom with Transgender people: Art. 191 Bullshit Awards
10. Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art.  289 Dawg Opinions