Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-nine (39) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieced. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick on his overworked lips, Sean decided to act as an apologist for disgraced former 3-Star General Michael Flynn, an admitted felon.

During a recent (ca. December 2018) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean spewed forth the following crap as red meat for his intellectually infirm followers in paying homage to a convicted felon.

• “33 years of service, 5 years in combat in Iraq and Afghanistan and this is the treatment? This is the thanks this country gives him?”
• “This is how we treat people? What kind of justice system is this?”
• “His house, nearly faced bankruptcy, literally and his world crashes before him and his entire family.”
• “And I would bet any amount of money that the only reason he signed this deal was well, it's the same old system. Well, we might have to go after your son worked with you and then we are going to invoke the Logan Act which nobody invokes to go after him.”

Sean continued on with his asinine rant by saying: 

• “So he could have made, instead of serving his country in the private sector a lot more money. But now he has to sell his house, literally fall on the sword for his family.”
• “And don't forget, we know that they got through what a lot of this information, through what?”
• “We knew he was the victim of illegal surveillance, illegal unmasking. Illegal leaking of raw intelligence.”
• “What about the people involved in those crimes? His rights were violated at every level.”
• “Now this is a disgrace and this is what we've been telling you is a glaring example of a two-tiered justice system in America.”

So, now the Ass-Kisser knows for a fact that Flynn had his rights violated at every level; however, as usual he fails to provide any evidence to support his manufactured falsehoods.

Sean’s fake tears that Flynn won’t be able to earn tons of cash in the future is pure bunk because of his military service he’ll receive around $175,000 a year in retirement pay until he dies. If his wife is alive at his death, she will receive 50% of his retirement pay. And he and his wife will also receive lifetime healthcare for free via the VA and/or other government programs.

Kind of makes you want to cry when you think Flynn will be limited to a monthly income of about $14,500 a month or $3,600 a week.

And lastly, the only reason Flynn copped a plea was that he faced many, many years in prison for the crimes he committed in concealing his work with Ukrainian and Russian officials and lying on his annual financial statements in addition to perjury charges.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 3
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 3
7. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
8. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2
9. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
10. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. No. 116 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 129 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 130 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 131 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 132 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 133 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 134 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 165 Bullshit Awards
18. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 167 Bullshit Awards
19. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 168 Bullshit Awards
20. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 169 Bullshit Awards
21. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 171 Bullshit Awards
22. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.185 – Dawg Opinions
23. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.186 – Dawg Opinions
24. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
25. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
26. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.189– Dawg Opinions
27. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
28. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.191 – Dawg Opinions