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Michele Bachman: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first award presented to Michele. In the past she has been the recipient of thirty-four (34) awards in various categories and the subject of six (6) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. late 2018) appearance on the “Understanding The Time” Loony radio program, hosted by resident Screwball and Aspiring Standup Comedian Jan Markell, Michele decided to prove her ongoing allegiance to The Great Leader.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Michele made the following moronic statements (is there another kind for Michele?) after Markell asked her,“How did our Department of Justice go so haywire?”

  • “It went haywire under Barack Obama.”
  • “While this was the Department of Injustice, in my words, we saw the corruption of the FBI, we saw the president of the United States, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton doing the colluding with creating a phony story by paying off a guy to write a phony memo to suggest that somehow Donald Trump was working with Russians on the election.”

Michele continued with her ass-kissing routine by feeding the following red meat to her and Markell’s intellectually infirm followers.

  • “The entire basis of the special prosecutor claim of creating Robert Mueller’s investigation was based upon a lie.”
  • “And, in fact, just the opposite was true.”
  •  “What came out—and this really should be the biggest issue of this election is this—what we found out is that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton colluded together with a former spy from Russia to spy on Donald Trump’s campaign, including embedding a human being in his campaign to spy on him and use the instruments of the United States government—the CIA, the FBI—to spy on a candidate for president.”

Anyone with an I.Q. higher than 85 well knows that Michele is a Certified Dumbass (my sincerest apologies to Dumbasses). In this instance, she further proves that she’s one of America’s Premier Dumbasses by claiming that Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians to help Trump win the election.

The only people buying into this fanciful BS are Trumpsters and Trump Toadies and Sycophants, most of whom possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  3. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
  4. Liar Award Winner = 2
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 7
  6. MoronAward Winner = 5
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  8. Tina Fey Award Winner = 9
  9. Will Central American children be used for medical experiments? – Art. 4 Lunatic Awards
  10. Now that Michelle Bachman has withdrawn, there’s only 6 Clowns left: Art.116 Dawg Opinions
  11. Michelle Bachman: Tea Bagger Embarrassment: Art. 117 Dawg Opinions
  12. When will Michelle Bachman’s husband Marcus come out of the closet: Art 118 Dawg Opinions
  13. Rep. Michelle Bachman accuses Obama of demonizing BP: Art.119 Dawg Opinions
  14. Will Comedy Channel sponsor next GOP Presidential Debate? – Art.144 Dawg Opinions
  15. Theme songs for Republican presidential candidates: Art.256 Dawg Opinions
 
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