Donald Trump’s 76^th post-election lie: many women got paid to make up stories

To preclude anyone from outmatching him as America’s Premier Liar, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to spew forth a manufactured falsehood about the number of women that accused him of sexual assault and/or misconduct.

During a news conference, The Great Leader spewed out the following falsehoods in a laughable attempt to act as an unpaid defense attorney and/or consigliore for Brett Kavanagh.

• “I’m a very famous person. “People want fame. They want money.”
• “I’ve been accused, I’ve been accused.”
• “I believe it was four women, you can check with Sean Hannity [chief legal advisor], you can check with Fox, because they covered it very strongly.”
• “I was accused by four or five women who got paid a lot of money to make up stories about me."
• "We caught them and the mainstream media refused to put it on television."
• "They refused to even write about it."
• "There were four women, and maybe more.”

To suggest that it would be fruitful to check with Sean Hannity on the veracity of the numerous credible claims of sexual misconduct that The Great Leader has been subjected to doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. Speaking to Hannity on the matter would be like asking Bill Cosby to comment on validity of the sexual harassment claims lodged against him.

So here we have The Great Leader claiming that the payments he and/or his consigliore Michael Cohen made to Stormy Daniels ($130,000) and Karen McDougal ($150,000) to silence them was actually money they were paid by some unknown person or persons to fabricate having sex with him. This moron (my sincerest apologies to morons) isn't even a good liar. 

It shouldn’t be long before The Great Leader offers his services as a character witness when Harvey Weinstein goes to trial on rape and several criminal sex act charges.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 67 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 6 thru 7 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 79 thru 85 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 37
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 224 thru 227
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 319 thru 330
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 18 thru 20
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 81 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 357
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 38 thru 55
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 242 thru 257
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 278 thru 288
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 208 thru 240