Mark Levin: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mark. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Mark is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Hugh Hewitt that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Temple University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. August 2018) appearance on an episode of Fox News’ Fox & Friends Comedy Show, Mark decided to further prove that he’s one  of The Great Leader’s most reliable Toadies and Sycophants.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mark made the following statements in an effort to toss a little red meat to his and the low I.Q. followers of Fox & Friends.

• “Well, in my little dream world, if I were leading the Trump legal team and he gave me my mind to do what I wanted to I do, I'd walk into Mr. Mueller and I would say, "let me tell you something, buddy, You've been violating the Constitution for a year and a half.”
• You know what the rules are at the Department of Justice and the two memos that they have, you can't indict a sitting president. We know you're trying to set up our president. You're trying to take down one branch of the federal government in violation of the Constitution.”
• “I'll see you in court."

These false statements are the prime reason why no self-respecting law firm would ever consider offering this lying loser a good paying job. This is especially true given the fact that Mueller is a decorated Vietnam War veteran who received two purple hearts for wounds he suffered. It’s likely that Mark would get his ass kicked by Mueller or one of his assistant’s if he had the balls to approach him.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award = 1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
3. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
4. MoronAward Winner = 1
5. Screwball Award Winner = 2
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