Donald Trump: Today’s “Whining Crybaby” Award Winner

The amount of tears that The Great Leader has spilled in and around the Whitehouse while he incessantly whines about insignificant matters has and/or will likely cause permanent damage to the expensive carpeting, especially in his Whitehouse bedroom.

One of The Great Leader’s favorite targets for defamatory criticism is the Washington Post and Amazon owner Jeff Bezos. The Great Leader’s greatest dislike for Bezos is the fact that he’s a “real” billionaire and The Don isn’t.

In an ongoing attempt to mimic Joseph Stalin’s attacks on the media, The Great Leader sent out the following tweets as some additional red meat for his low I.Q. followers to digest.

• "The Amazon Washington Post has gone crazy against me ever since they lost the Internet Tax Case in the U.S. Supreme Court two months ago."
• "Next up is the U.S. Post Office which they use, at a fraction of real cost, as their 'delivery boy' for a BIG percentage of their packages."
• "In my opinion the Washington Post is nothing more than an expensive (the paper loses a fortune) lobbyist for Amazon.”
• “Is it used as protection against antitrust claims which many feel should be brought?"

Anyone with an I.Q. in the high 90s or triple digits absolutely knows that the Post Office is not losing any money in providing delivery services to Amazon. In fact, it has reported that it is turning a profit in providing said services. Of course, The Great Leader doesn’t much give a damn about telling the truth.

It must surely be quite upsetting to The Great Leader’s outsized ego that Mr. Bezos is worth an estimated $110 billion. In fact, when The Great Leader’s tax returns are made public it will likely prove that he lied when he said he was worth $10 billion. In truth, he’s probably not worth much more than $1 billion.

And lastly, The Great Leader stating “in my opinion” the Post is an expensive lobbyist for Amazon gives credence to the saying “Opinions are Assholes; everyone has one.” In this instance, and to the dismay of many Americans, The Great Leader is the quintessential “Asshole” because his opinions are mostly fabrications spewed forth by an Arrogant, Narcissistic Serial Liar.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 66 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 67 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 314 thru 329 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 216 thru 218
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 317 thru 326
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 20
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 66 thru 72
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 73 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 34 thru 47
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 238 thru 253
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 277 thru 287
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 236