Sean Hannity: Today’s “Donald Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

During a recent (July 2018) episode of The Sean Hannity Comedy Radio Show, Sean decided to once again prove his undying loyalty and fealty to The Great Leader. In this instance, and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sean went about feeding the following red meat to his intellectually deprived followers.

• “I honestly have never seen anything -- I never thought this could happen in America, and I love law enforcement.”
• “I love the FBI, I love the rank and file, I still believe they're going to be the heroes in this story.”
• “But the highest levels of the FBI rigged an investigation to protect their favorite candidate.”
• “They overlooked the law, they covered the whole thing up, they rigged the whole investigation, and then they did attempt to frame Donald Trump, and they -- they -- and the same people, led by Peter Strzok, at the heart of it all.”

These statements only confirm the fact that in addition to being a Serial Liar that Sean is also one big dumb SOB. Anyone with an I.Q. in the high 60s or low 70s would know that if Peter Strzok want to screw The Great Leader all he had to do was leak the fact that Trump and his campaign were under investigation for working with the Russians to influence the 2016 presidential election.

However, because Sean and his fellow Comrades are afraid of this truth, they go about falsely defaming the FBI by fabricating false facts in order to appease The Great Leader.

And lastly, it is not necessary for anyone to engage in any untoward conduct in order to frame The Great Leader. This is because The Great Leader has been doing a wonderful job of framing himself every time he opens up his big mouth about the Russiagate investigation. 

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8
2. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. No. 114 Ass-Kisser Awards
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. MoronAward Winner = 3
8. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
9. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 118 Ass-Kisser Awards
10. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 119 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 120 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 121 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 122 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 123 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 165 Bullshit Awards
16. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 167 Bullshit Awards
17. Sen. Sessions’civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 168 Bullshit Awards
18. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 169 Bullshit Awards
19. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 171 Bullshit Awards
20. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.180 – Dawg Opinions
21. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.181 – Dawg Opinions
22. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.182 – Dawg Opinions
23. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.183 – Dawg Opinions
24. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.184– Dawg Opinions
25. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.185 – Dawg Opinions
26. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.186 – Dawg Opinions