Rudy Giuliani: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rudy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In a recent (ca. June 2018) harangue and only after applying a heavy quantity of Industrial Strength Chapstick, supplied gratis by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Rudy decided to further prove his undying loyalty and fealty (means faithful Jasper) by again attacking special counsel Bob Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference of the 2016 presidential election.

During a recent (ca. July 2018) appearance on ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday, Rudy went on his usual screwy rant in support of his new found beau The Great Leader. Rudy then went on to attack the ethics of Special Counsel Bob Mueller and the efficacy of his investigation. Towards that end, Rudy said:

• “We can’t find an incriminating anything, and we need a basis for this investigation, particularly since we now know it was started from biased — by biased origins.”
• “Mueller’s team is stacked with very, very severe partisans.”
• “Mueller prove most corrupt investigation I have ever seen.”

It seems evidence that Rudy doesn’t have the ability to tell the truth from fantasy and that he is willing to tell any lie that he is ordered to tell by his de facto boss and The Sultan of Lies and Deceit, The Great Leader.

Rudy is a Catholic; however, it is clear that the next time he goes to confession at St. Patrick’s in New York City he will need to pack a lunch.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
3. Lying Lunatic Award Winner = 1
4. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
6. Screwball Award Winner = 1
7. Obama doesn’t love America; so sayeth Rudy Giuliani: Art. No. 144 Bullshit Awards
8. What caused Rudy to marry his cousin? – Art. No. 178 Dawg Opinions