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Donald Trump announces Purple Hearts for Vietnam era Draft Dodgers
Several unreliable and anonymous sources indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is going to issue an executive order that would provide Purple Hearts to the courageous and patriotic draft dodgers (aka, "Chicken Littles") of the Vietnam War era.
Many persons including most Vietnam War veterans and/or families of fallen soldiers have duly criticized The Great Leader because he received five (5) draft deferments so he could avoid serving his country in the war.
In addition to providing himself a Purple Heart with 4 clusters (each cluster denotes one dodge), The Great Leader’s list Vietnam Draft Dodgers will include the following Super American Patriots among others to be announced at a later date.
A ceremony to present these and others to be named their hard fought and well deserved Purple Hearts with Clusters will take place at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida. Each recipient will be required to pay a $15,000 entry fee and will also be required to spend the weekend at a cost of $650 a night. The cost of the award plaque will be $750.00.
The Great Leader has indicated that all fees and plaque costs will be donated to the Donald Trump Foundation to be used to defray the costs of criminal defense attorneys for Trump family members and deserving Trump Toadies.
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