Attorney Marc Kasowitz of New York City; potty mouth moron

The state of New York presented Marc Kasowitz with a law license in 1987 after he graduated from Cornell University Law School.

After special counsel Bob Mueller embarked on his investigation of Russian interference with the 2016 election, Marc was hired by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to defend him against any possible charges of obstruction and/or any other criminal conduct he may have engaged in.

In mid-2017, Marc may have been denied a security clearance due to his alcohol abuse according to media articles. As a result of the articles, Marc received an email urging him to “resign now.” In response to the email, Marc said:

• “I’m on you now.”
• “You are fucking with me now.”
• “Let's see who you are.”
• “Watch your back, bitch," as well as "Call me.”
• “Don't be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don't call, you're just afraid." And later:
• "I already know where you live, I'm on you. You might as well call me.”
• “You will see me. I promise. Bro."

In early 2018, Marc no longer represented The Great Leader regarding Mueller’s investigation. In early June 2018 and after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Marc made the following ignorant statements in conjunction with attorney John Dowd. 

“It remains our position that the President’s actions here, by virtue of his position as the chief law enforcement officer, could neither constitutionally nor legally constitute obstruction because that would amount to him obstructing himself, and that he could, if he wished, terminate the inquiry, or even exercise his power to pardon if he so desired.”

Unbelievably, Potty Mouth Marc would have us believe that The Great Leader is “above the law.” Marc is arguing that The Great Leader can “pardon” himself if special counsel Mueller and/or a Grand Jury were to indict him for engaging in criminal conduct such as obstruction of justice.

According to Marc the Moron’s argument, Ken Paxton, Texas Attorney General could engage in a scheme to defraud the state, be indicted by a seated state grand jury  for said criminal conduct and then “pardon” himself by ordering his agency to withdraw the criminal indictment.

In truth, in addition to being a Potty Mouth loser, Marc has proven to be a Monumental Moron.

As we speak, (ca. June 2018), Marc practices with Kasowitz Benson Torres at 1633 Broadway in New York, New York.