Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In yet another attempt to establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Moronic Aspiring Standup Comedians Donald “Trumporleone” Trump laughingly claimed that he has the absolutely right to pardon himself.

The Great Leader then sent out the following comedic tweet as fodder for his low I.Q. followers.

• “As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong?”
• “In the meantime, the never ending Witch Hunt, led by 13 very Angry and Conflicted Democrats (& others) continues into the mid-terms!”

For reasons better known to The Great Leader, he failed to disclose the names of any of the so-called “legal scholars” that claim he has an absolute right to pardon himself. However, based on information received from one or more unreliable and anonymous sources, the following named “legal scholars” were members of a group that The Great Leader relied on in making is laughable statement.

• Ann Coulter – University of Michigan
• Neal Boortz – John Marshall Law School in Atlanta
• Michelle Bachman – Oral Roberts University
• Rev. Pat Robertson – Yale University
• Mark Levin – Temple University
• Ben Stein – Yale University
• Geraldo Rivera – Temple University
• Hugh Hewitt – University of Michigan
• Michael Medved – Yale University
• William Bennett – Harvard Law
• Laura Ingraham – University of Virginia
• David Limbaugh – University of Missouri
• Don Feder – Boston University - Communications Director for the World Congress of Families

In truth, it would appear that The Great Leader invited Rev. Sean Hannity to preside over a séance with The Three Stooges who in unison said he could pardon himself.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 200 thru 202
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 314 thru 322
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 65 thru 68
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 65 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 336 thru 348
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 31 thru 39
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 284
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 204 thru 229