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Donald Trump: Orders collection and burning of Comey’s book
Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is about to issue an executive order requiring Federal agents to seize all of the James Comey’s recently released book “A Higher Loyalty.”
After Amazon and every book store in the U.S. of A. has been raided by FBI agents, the books will then be trucked to and placed in a pile on the White House lawn. The Great Leader will then douse the pile of books with gasoline and stand idly by and experiences an organism.
To assure fairness and equity in seizing Comey’s books from various retailers, The Great Leader has ordered that each book seized be replaced with a copy of “Art of the Deal.”
To assure that the book burning goes as planned, The Great Leader has directed that the Main Office for Press and Propaganda of the Fox News Network and its Chief Propagandist Sean Hannity be placed in charge of the event.
And lastly, The Fuhrer, I’m sorry I mean The Great Leader also ordered that Fox be provided with exclusive reporting rights to televise this monumental event.
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