Sean Hannity: Today’s “Donald Trump” Ass-Kisser Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

In his continuing role as The Great Leader’s Chief Ass-Kisser and De facto Legal Adviser decided to once again attack the Russiagate investigation being led by Special Counsel Mueller.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sean spoon fed the following BS to his low I.Q. followers by saying:

“The only point of a presidential interview is to set a perjury trap.”

Obviously, Sean is incapable of understanding that the only way one commits perjury is to tell a lie under oath. One cannot be “trapped” into telling a lie, it is a voluntary act.

Sean went on feed the following red meat to his intellectually infirm followers:

• “Mueller already has everything that they have requested and the only point of a presidential interview is to set a perjury trap.”
• “This witch hunt is now a direct threat to this American republic.”

Of course Sean never claimed that the 4-year Benghazi investigation was a “witch hunt” even though it didn’t discover any wrongdoing by Hillary.

It is painfully clear that Sean suffers from severe case of chapped lips. Hopefully, his health insurance policy provide him with coverage for this medical problem.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 6
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 1
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. MoronAward Winner = 3
7. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
8. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 108 Ass-Kisser Awards
9. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 109 Ass-Kisser Awards
10. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 110 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 111 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 112 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 113 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 164 Bullshit Awards
15. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 168 Bullshit Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.177 – Dawg Opinions
17. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.178 – Dawg Opinions
18. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.179 – Dawg Opinions
19. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.180 – Dawg Opinions
20. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.181– Dawg Opinions
21. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.182 – Dawg Opinions
22. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.183 – Dawg Opinions