Sen. Mitch McConnell: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mitch. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Mitch is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

It should be noted that Mitch had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past fifty (50) years.  Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Louisville area was about to offer Mitch a good paying job.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mitch decided to further prove his undying loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump regarding efforts by fellow senators to pass legislation to protect special counsel Bob Mueller from being fired by The Great Leader.

During an interview on the Fox News Comedy Network, Mitch defended his asinine position that no legislation was needed to protect Bob Mueller from The Great Leader by making the following laughable statements.

• "That's not necessary. There's no indication that Mueller is going to be fired.”
• “I don't think the president's going to do that.”

In addition to proving he’s a reliable Trump Ass-Kisser, Mitch then proceeded to prove he’s an Arrogant Ass-Kisser by saying:

"I'm the one who decides what we take to the floor, that's my responsibility as the majority leader, and we will not be having this on the floor of the Senate."

I don’t know about you, but I don’t recall voting for Mitch to be the boss of our democracy. In fact, in his last election for senate in Kentucky in 2014, Mitch received 806,787 votes. In a real Democracy, someone who only represents 4.5 million Kentuckians shouldn’t be in a position to tell the 39.9 million citizens of California and 19.9 million citizens of New York what should or shouldn’t be done to protect Mueller from the unjustified actions of The Great Leader.

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has reimbursed Mitch for the costs he incurred in making repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 4
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
4. Liar Award Winner = 2
5. MoronAward Winner = 1
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 6
7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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