Donald Trump: Today’s “IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner

Shortly after former British intelligence officer Christopher Steele’s dossier was released about Russian influence in the 2016 election and charges that Trump had several hookers in a Russian hotel peeing on a bed, The Great Leader emphatically and repeatedly denied the “pee pee” claims.

In his repeated denials, The Great Leader said the claims were patently false because he never stayed overnight in Moscow during the 2013 Miss Universe pageant.

The official White House News Agency, Fox News and its government reporters like Sean Hannity and Steve Doocy repeatedly attacked the “pee pee” allegations as being “fake news” by chiming in with The Great Leader by saying he never spend an evening in Moscow.

In late April 2018, it was reported that The Great Leader did in fact stay overnight in a hotel in Moscow. Flight records discovered by Bloomberg News proved that The Great Leader’s plane was in Moscow for well over 24 hours during the weekend of the pageant. In addition, Thomas Roberts, host of the pageant told The Daily beast confirmed that he was in Moscow overnight because he saw him both the day before and after the Miss Universe broadcast.

After being outed by Bloomberg and Mr. Roberts for lying, The Great Leader made the following admissions to the Fox News Comedy Network.

• “I went to Russia for a day or so, a day or two,” Trump said.
• “Of course, I stayed there.”
• “I stayed there a very short period of time, but of course I stayed.”

This evidence of The Great Leader’s flip-flopping would indicate that the “pee pee” allegations may well be true.

And lastly, the irrefutable evidence of The Great Leader’s love affair with flip-flopping would easily qualify him to secure a job as a cook at the IHOP located on Hillside Avenue in Jamaica, New York.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 62 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 284
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 227