Donald Trump: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

To assure his rightful place as one of America’s Premier Screwballs, The Great Leader went into a screwy rant after he was advised that the FBI had raided the office and home of his long time Consigliore and Attorney Michael Cohen.

The raid came about after Bob Mueller provided evidence of Cohen’s wrongdoing to Assistant U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein who then assigned the matter to the U.S. Attorney in New York City. That evidence was then presented to a U.S. Magistrate who determined there was probably cause that Cohen had committed one or more crimes and that there was a distinct possibility that he would destroy evidence of his crimes if a search warrant wasn’t issued, which it was.

In attacking the raid and Special Counsel Bob Mueller, The Great Leader told reporters assembled at the White House:

• “It’s a real disgrace.”
• "It’s an attack on what we all stand for.”
• “We’ll see what happens. … Many people have said ‘you should fire him [Mueller].’”
• “Again, they found nothing and in finding nothing, that’s a big statement.”

The “many people” that told The Great Leader to fire Mueller are made up solely of Trump Sycophants, Toadies, and Serial Ass-Kissers. Nobody with an I.Q. in the high nineties and/or triple digits would sacrifice their integrity and morals by advising him to fire Mueller. The list of Ass-Kissing Sycophants who have advised The Great Leader to fire Mueller include the following luminaires.

Sean Hannity

Newt Gingrich

Ann Coulter

Fox’s Lou Dobbs

It is also rumored that The Great Leader’s chief advisor and de facto boss Vladimir Putin has also advised him to fire Mueller.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 60 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 224