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Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner” is: Newt Gingrich   Congratulations to….
Newt Gingrich
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
In an ongoing attempt to forever cement his status as an award winning screwball, Newt has now called for arresting Federal judges and having them answer to Congress if they render decisions he would disagree with as President.
Newt also states that congress should be able to abolish courts when it disagrees with its decisions.
Well Newt, if ya support abolishing courts that you disagree with, would ya support having votes in the House to abolish congressional seats when the majority disagrees with a member’s vote?
Additionally Newt, would you support water-boarding Presidential candidates to assure that they do not speak with forked tongue while on the campaign trial and/or during debates?
And lastly Newtie, would you be in favor of mandatory castration for all husbands who are caught cheating on their spouses three or more times?
Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, if Newt supported all three of the above propositions, we’d be able to rid ourselves of (a) worthless federal judges, (b) guarantee that presidential candidates would always speak the truth, and (c) cheating husbands would be a thing of the past. Praise the Lord; a triple winner if ya will!
Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as a Certified Screwball; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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