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Attorney Alan Dershowitz: Today’s “Donald Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


Alan Dershowitz is a well-known, publicity seeking attorney and Harvard law professor who is willing to say anything on any matter for the sole purpose of seeing his name in print.


During a recent (March 2018) rant to further establish his loyalty and allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Alan made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements.

  • “First of all, the president's 100% right. There never should have been an appointment of special counsel here.”
  • “There was no probable cause at that point to believe that crimes had been committed.”
  • “I've seen no evidence to suggest that crimes have been committed by the president.”

In truth, Dershowitz has never been able to view any evidence of a crime that is in the possession of the FBI and/or CIA because he’s a private citizen and isn’t lawfully entitled to view said evidence. Alan went on with his Ass-Kissing rant by saying:

  • “The president's absolutely right”
  • “The investigation never should have begun.”
  • “And the question now is how does he deal with it.”

In a lame effort at levity, Alan completes his BS rant by saying:


“And I think what he's doing is he's playing good cop, bad cop. He has some of his lawyers cooperating with Mueller and some lawyers attacking Mueller because he wants to be ready to attack in the event there are any recommendations that are negative to the president.”


For one thing, The Great Leader lacks the intellectual acumen to be able to play “good cop, bad cop.”


When Mueller completes his investigation, it may well lead to the indictment of The Great Leader and some of his family members for engaging in a variety of crimes, including money laundering and tax evasion.

                                                                                                    Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has reimbursed Alan for the costs he incurred in purchasing Industrial Strength Chapstick.

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