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Trump orders exotic toilet paper for Congressional Democrats


Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is contemplating the issuance of an executive order on the placement of government subsidized toilet tissue in restrooms located in the offices of Democrat Senators and members of the House of Representatives.

 

It is well-known that The Great Leader continues to seethe at what he believes is obstructionism being engaged in by Democrats in the Senate and House that he claims is preventing the institution of his so-called agenda. He does so despite the fact that the Senate and House are controlled by Republicans, thereby leaving Democrats basically impotent in their ability to obstruct his so-called agenda.

 

The Great Leader has total contempt for Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Rep. Maxine Waters of California. In fact, The Great Leader continues to demean and/or defame Ms. Warren by calling her “Pocahontas” and Ms. Waters by saying she is “a very low IQ individual.”

 

To punish Congressional Democrats for disrespecting him and to hopefully alter their future behavior, The Great Leader will be issuing an executive order requiring that all restrooms serviced by Democrats be equipped with the toilet paper pictured to the right.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 58 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 329 thru 339
  10. Misc. Awards: Art. 29 thru 33
  11. Moron Awards: Art. 235 thru 244
  12. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
  13. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
  14. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 202 thru 220
 
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