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Trump orders Industrial Strength Enemas for leakers

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources (equivalent of Fox News and Hannity) indicated that Donald“Trumporleone” Trump continues to throw temper tantrums at the rate of leaks coming from meers of his administration.

 

After being advised by Chief of Staff Kelly that he could not lawfully have every source arrested and shipped off to Gitmo, The Great Leader was assured by Kelly that ordering Industrial Strength Enemas would clearly be legal.

 

As a backstop to the assurances he received from Gen. Kelly, The Great Leader sought advice from Sean Hannity as to the constitutionality of so acting. He was assured by the Right Rev. Sean Hannity that the enemas were the best way to plug future leaks.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

 

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 58 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 329 thru 339
  10. Moron Awards: Art. 235 thru 244
  11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
  12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 202 thru 220
 
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