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Trump orders democrat voters in FBI to be fired

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is in the process of issuing an Executive Order for a review of every member of the FBI’s past voting record. After the review is completed, The Great Leader is going to issue an order firing every FBI employee that ever voted for a Democrat or is registered as a Democrat.

 

In addition, any member of the FBI who is registered as an “Independent” will be required to undergo “extreme vetting” to ascertain if he/she has ever expressed support for a Democrat and if so, that person will be summarily fired.

 

It was rumored that the “extreme vetting” could include waterboarding, pulling out of fingernails and/or a mandatory colonoscopy conducted by an amateur proctologist provided with equipment from the NRA.

 

After this purge of unpatriotic and disloyal members of the FBI is completed, we can sleep better at night knowing that no Republican officeholder will ever have to fear that he/she will be outed for engaging in espionage, defrauding the government, accepting bribes or any other felony.

 

This is just another example of The Great Leader taking affirmative steps to assure that he "Makes America Great Again."

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 58 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 329 thru 339
  10. Moron Awards: Art. 235 thru 244
  11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
  12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 202 thru 220
 
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