Trump’s Air Force One Bidets will cost taxpayers $875,000

Several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has approved and/or is about to approve the spending of at least $875,000 for the costs to have two (2) bidets installed in the men’s rooms on Air Force One.

The sources further indicated that The Great Leader felt that the bidets would help to provide relief to the Toadies and Sycophants that will likely accompany him in the future when he travels around the country to attend a Trump Rally.

Likely beneficiaries of this expenditure would be Moronic son Don Jr., Senior Advisor Sean Hannity, Chief of Staff John Kelly,  and White House Immigration Advisor Stephen Miller.

Upon learning of this expenditure, several Trump Haters in Congress responded by saying “what kind of crap is this?”

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