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Trump sings: “Yes, I’m the Great Pretender”

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump humors himself at night by crooning his version of The Platters No. 1 hit in 1951, “The Great Pretender.”

 

These sources further reported that The Great Leader sings the song while he’s sitting on his bed downing a couple of Big Macs, a large Fry, and a Large Milkshake.

 

The Great Leader’s version of “The Great Pretender” goes like this.

 

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender

Pretending I'm mentally well

My need is such

I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender

Adrift in a world of my own

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to lie all alone

Too lie is this feeling of make-believe

Too lie when I feel what my mind can't conceal

 

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown

I seem to be what you really see

I'm telling my lies like a crown

Too real when I feel what my lies can't conceal

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown

I seem to be what you really see

I'm telling my lies like a crown

Pretending that Misty...

Pretending that she’s still around

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 61 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 62 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 78 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 309 thru 324 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 8
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 52 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 326 thru 334
  10. Moron Awards: Art. 233 thru 241
  11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
  12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212
 
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