Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Narcissist” Award Winner

During a recent (early January 2018) speech before the American Farm Bureau Federation’s annual convention in Nashville, The Great Leader decided to once against provide us with evidence that he is a Demented Narcissist. Towards that end, The Great Leader told the gathering:

• “We are streamlining regulations that have blocked cutting edge biotechnology, setting free our farmers to innovate, thrive and to grow.”
• “Oh, are you happy you voted for me.”
• “You are so lucky that I gave you that privilege."
• “The other choice wasn’t going to work out too well for the farmers, I hate to — or the miners, or anybody else.”

So here we have The Great Leader claiming that it was “a privilege” that he bestowed on farmers that allowed them to vote for him. Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, this magnanamous privelige is enough to give a feller an organism, if ya know what I'm sayin'. 

I wonder if The Great Leader has ever inflicted physical damage upon himself by repeatedly caressing and kissing himself in overly aggressive manner. If so, he must also be an accomplished contortionist, right?

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 58 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 59 thru 69 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 70 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 306 thru 321 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 5
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 308 thru 314
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 429
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 49 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 326 thru 334
10. Moron Awards: Art. 231 thru 239
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 14
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 277
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212