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Steve Bannon: Today’s “Donald Trump Jr. Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

In a pathetic attempt to regain favor with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Stevie decided to plant a big, wet dual kiss on The Great Leader and Don Jr’s. asses.

 

Stevie was attempting to walk back statements attributed to him in Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury” wherein he said Junior’s July 2017 meeting with the Russians was “treasonous.” He was further quoted by Wolff as saying that "They’re going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV."

 

After publication of Wolff’s book, Stevie’s main financial backer Rebekah Mercer dumped him, and The Great Leader unloaded on him, Stevie determined that it was in his financial interest to try and makeup with The Don and Donnie Jr. Towards that end, Stevie said:

  • “He [Don Jr.] has been relentless in his advocacy for his father and the agenda that has helped turn our country around."

In a lame effort at levity, Stevie praised Don Jr. as a "patriot" and a "good man.”

 

To suggest that Jr. is a “patriot” is not only ludicrous it is a slap in the face to every real patriot who has ever sacrificed life or limb to defend his country. In truth, Jr. was age eligible 26-years-old) to serve in Iraq after the initial attack in 2003. The same is true for serving in Afghanistan. Put simply, Jr. followed in the footsteps of the Great Leader in the avoidance of serving his country.

 

And lastly, Stevie spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) statement in attempting to prove his loyalty and allegiance to The Great Leader.

 

“I regret that my delay in responding to the inaccurate reporting regarding Don Jr. has diverted attention from the president's historical accomplishments in the first year of his presidency.”

 

Anyone with an I.Q. exceeding the legal speed limit in a school zone clearly understands that Donnie Jr. is to “patriotism” what former Uganda president Idi Amin was to established dietary habits.  

 
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