Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Narcissist” Award Winner

In a recent (early January 2018) tweet storm, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to further stroke himself by spewing forth a variety of hyperbolic (BS) statements in a laughable attempt to defend himself against comments attacking his mental status in the newly released book by Michael Wolff titled “Fire and Fury.”

The Great Leader sent out the following screwy and laughable tweets.

• “Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence.”
• “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”
• ‘Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames.”
• “I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try).”
• “I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!”

The Great Leader’s laughable tweets as set forth above, led Walter Shaub, former head of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics in July, said the tweets themselves “might be enough to lead the board of any corporation to call an emergency meeting on its CEO’s mental status.”

Walter Shaub, who quit as head of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics in July, said the tweets themselves “might be enough to lead the board of any corporation to call an emergency meeting on its CEO’s mental status.”

Claiming he’s a “very stable genius” is akin to assert that Emperor Caligula, Roman emperor from AD 37 to AD 41 was The Great Leader’s equal. Examples of Caligula’s “stable genius” are as follows:

• Attempted to install his favorite horse, Incitatus, as a priest and consul
• Publicly had sex with his three sisters at banquets and games, sometimes on the table, amid the food
• Favorite torture was sawing, wherein the sawblade filleted the spine and spinal cord, from crotch down to chest, and the victim was unable to pass out due to excess blood to the brain
• Delighted in chewing up the testicles of his victims, without biting them off, while they were restrained, upside down, before him
• After a citizen insulted him to his face, he had him tied down and beaten with heavy chains for three months and when the crowd was offended by the smell of the man’s gangrenous brain, he was beheaded
• Had the entire family of a man who insulted him publicly executed and ordered executioner of man’s 12-year-old daughter to rape her and then strangle her

At least Caligula’s relatives can take comfort in knowing he wasn’t as nuts as The Great Leader.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 58 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 59 thru 69 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 70 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 305 thru 320 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 4
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 306 thru 312
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 365 thru 428
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 48 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 324 thru 330
10. Moron Awards: Art. 210 thru 238
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 12
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 274 thru 276
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212