Fox’s Lou Dobbs: Today’s “Donald Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent episode of the Lou Dobbs Tonight Comedy Show airing on the Fox News Comedy Network, Louie decided to further prove that he is a Donald “Trumporleone” Trump Supreme Ass-Kisser.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Louie engaged in the following discussion with fellow Trump Toady and Ass-Kisser Ed Rollins:

LOUIE:

“Let me start with, Michael Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI.”

“We have watched this parade of nonsense for throughout, well since May. And this is where they are?”

EDDIE:

“This is the simplest charge they can get you on and it obviously gives them the benefit of going after somebody else, and shame on Flynn.”

LOUIE:

“It’s like there should be fanfare here.”

“Gee, Bob Mueller is being a cute special counsel and every attorney in the country is showing up on television saying, “well, this is the way the investigation proceeds.”

“This is interference with the president of the United States, it’s effectively a subversion tool of the left to stop this president.”

Interference with what The Great Leader is doing in screwing the middle class, destroying long standing relationship with Great Britain and turning over the EPA to an employee of Energy Polluters, among other things. Is this what you’re talking about Louie?

The Ass-Kissing lover affair between Louie and Eddie continued on as follows:

LOUIE:

“By the way, I don’t see anything -- as it stands right now, I don't see where anything untoward even occurred, let alone illegal.”

EDDIE:

“We still don't have any evidence that the Russians interfered in our elections.”

“That’s just a ghost story that the Democrats will continue.”

LOUIE:

“So, the president all summer has said to the Republican leadership, stop this nonsense, end it, wrap it up, and the damn fools won't even respond.”

I see Louie. If Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan don’t immediately order an immediate end to the ongoing Russiagate investigations, what should happen to them? Should they be disemboweled in the public square? Or better yet, maybe they should be made to have breakfast with The Great Leader every morning for the next four years.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bigot Award Winner = 1

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