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Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


Jeanine is yet another loser lawyer that found it difficult to earn a dishonest living practicing law. She then decided to use her innate ability to fabricate falsehoods and/or tell outright lies by taking on a job as a comedic host on the Fox News Comedy Network.


It should be noted that from 1975 through 2005 Jeanine had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough as an Assistant DA, as the Westchester County DA and as a Westchester County Court Judge. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Westchester County area was about to offer Jeanine a good paying job.


During a recent (ca. late October 2017) rant on her Fox show “Injustice with Judge Jeanine,” Jeanine, after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, engaged in the following discussion with the intent of further currying favor with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, aka “The Great Leader.”


Given The Don’s ongoing problems with the Bob Mueller investigation of his campaign Toadies acting in concert with Russian agents, Jeanine decided to once again act as a Compliant Toady by attempting to deflect from the Russia investigation by attacking Hillary Clinton. Towards that end, Jeanine told her low I.Q. followers:

  • “It’s time, folks.”
  • “It’s time to shut it down, turn the tables, and lock her up.”
  • “That’s what I said. I actually said it. Lock her up.”

During her comedy show, Jeanine argued that the infamous dossier that was compiled by an ex-English CIA type was “illegal and unusable” because of the way it was developed. She went on to say:

  • “Now this dossier was used not only to smear the president, it was used to create a special counsel, it was the basis for congressional hearings, the reason for wall-to-wall anti-President Trump coverage.”
  • “But in addition to that, the dossier was used as a predicate for further investigation, wire taps, unmasking, and FISA warrants.”
  • “And if it was, then whatever was developed as a result, is classic fruit of the poisonous tree illegal and unusable.”

Apparently, Albany Law School (ranked 109th best law school out of 204) didn’t offer classes in “admissible evidence” such as what would warrant a judge to toss out evidence illegally obtained and all other evidence that came about from the illegal conduct (the poisonous tree analogy).


In this instance, the so-called “dossier” was compiled as opposition campaign research that originated with a Republican who didn’t was to see The Don win the GOP nomination. After The Don won, the research was then funded by one or more Democrats. To assert as Jeanine the Dumbo has that opposition campaign research is illegal doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.


Of course, being a Total Moran as to what the law is regarding the “fruit of the poisonous tree) evidence analogy isn’t a disqualifier for being employed by the Fox News Comedy Network. In Jeanine’s case, all Fox required was that she be willing to lie and/or fabricate falsehoods in defending The Don and/or in attacking Democrats.


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