Melania Trump: Today’s “Tina Fey” Award Winner

During a recent (late October 2017) appearance at a middle school in upscale Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Melania had the chutzpah to assert that she opposed bullying. (Jill Filipovic)

In her attempt to establish that she is an Aspiring Standup Comedian and an accomplished Bullshitter, Melania laughingly made the following statements to the students.

• “I think it's important that we choose kindness and compassion.”
• "By our own example, we must teach children to be good stewards of the world they will inherit."
• "We need to remember that they are always watching and listening.”
• “It is our responsibility to take the lead in teaching children the values of empathy and communication that are at the core of kindness, mindfulness, integrity and leadership."

Apparently, Melania couldn’t remember that she is married to the Bully in Chief, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. Unforunately, she doesn’t possess a World Class Memory like The Don.

To tell young children that adults should take the lead in teaching them “empathy” when her husband The Don doesn’t know what the word means is absurd.

Also, telling the students that we (includes The Don) must be “good stewards of the world they will inherit” is ridiculous. It is her loser husband who backed out of the Paris Climate agreement and who has signed orders allowing for Coal companies to cheerfully pollute waterways by dumping their waste into streams and rivers in Appalachia.

Melania would better serve America is she invoked her 5^th Amendment Right to Remain Silent and just continued to act as The Don’s third Trophy Wife.