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Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner is Herman Cain

 
Congratulations to….
 
Herman Cain
Today’s Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner
 
While speaking to a group of young Republicans in Atlanta on November 11, the Right Reverend Herman Cain said he prayed and prayed and prayed.
 
Reverend Cain went on to say, “I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I have ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses: ‘You have got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?’ Once I made the decision, I did not look back.
 
In simple terms, Reverend Cain is claiming that God told him to run for President. I am having great difficulty in believing the Reverend’s claims given the fact that Gov. Rick Perry’s wife recently claimed that she received a communication from God telling her that Ricky should run for President.
 
I’m wondering if Reverend Cain and Mrs. Perry were speaking to the same God. If they were, then it appears as though God hasn’t made up his mind as to who he wants to be our next President. On the other hand, it could be that God is a member of the “Anyone but Romney” camp.
 
If Herman or Rickey wins the presidency, do ya think they’ll invite God to preside over their inauguration? If so, they could like ask God to swear at them, I’m sorry I mean swear them in.
 
Congrats Herman; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as a Hyperbolic Snake Oil Salesman; you are far too humble.
 
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