Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-five (35) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (mid-October 2017) interview of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, and after donning (pun intended) a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mikey engaged in spewing forth the following asinine comments.

• “You were a rock star [in Puerto Rico], I saw the video of it.”
• “You have a lot of things out there on the horizon, including North Korea and Kim Jong Un -- or as you like to call him, Rocket Man, which I thought was a great moniker.”
• “But in tax reform, this would be a rocket fuel for the economy.”
• “And we’ve already seen almost a tripling of the GDP just since the beginning of the year. That’s huge.”
• “How does reducing taxes and reforming taxes transfer into an economic boom?”

After Mikey was done with his Ass-Kissing routine, The Don thanked him for his “support over the years” and then added that he has “been so fantastic.”

Hopefully, The Don reimbursed Mikey for the costs he incurred in purchasing a Large Tube of Chapstick.

Congrats Mikey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble. 

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 5
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. Moron Award Winner = 3
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 127 Bigot Awards
14. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 173 Bullshit Awards