This isn’t the first Award presented to Kellyanne. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and the subject of three (3) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be noted that Kellyanne Conway is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led her to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

During a recent (early October 2013) appearance on the Wayne Allyn Root Comedy Radio Show in Las Vegas shortly after the massacre of 58 concertgoers at the Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino, Aspiring Standup Comedian and Congenital Liar Kellyanne and Wayne engaged in the following discussion aimed at showing their deep respect for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

WAYNE:

The president is “showing himself to be nothing but a great healer and a uniter, not a divider.”

KELLYANNE:

Agreed by saying Trump is “trying to unify the country.”

Kellyanne then decided to attack The Don’s detractors and critics by saying the following to sooth Wayne’s low I.Q. followers.

• “The president isn’t saying anything political, but a lot of his detractors still are.”
• “They don’t take a break.”
• “There is no natural disaster, no man-made tragedy like the one in Las Vegas, no madman’s tragedy in Las Vegas, that stops them from even taking a breath or a semicolon or a break away from criticizing this president for everything and it shows how petty and small they are.”

To suggest that The Don is the real victim of criticism for his mishandling of the crisis in Puerto Rico is not only absurd, it doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. Only someone who went to law school like Kellyanne did could spew forth such a bald-faced lie.

Congrats Kellyanne; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
3. Congenital Liar Award Winner = 1
4. It’s inappropriate to question Trumps’ firing of FBI director Comey: Art. 19 Ass-Kisser Awards
5. Reporters ‘Talking Smack’ About Trump Should Be Fired: Art 58 Bullshit Awards
6. What are Alternative Facts? – Art. 59 Bullshit Awards
7. Details of Russian Hacking should be kept Secret sayeth Kellyanne Conway: Art. 60 Bullshit Awards
8. Only count what’s in Trump’s heart not his words; sayeth Rev. Kellyanne Conway: Art. 61 Bullshit Awards
9. Trump doubters interfered in Election sez Moron Kellyanne Conway: Art. 44 Moron Awards
10. Trump demands his people be loyal to his administration: Art. 62 Screwball Awards
11. Microwaves being turned into Peeping Toms sez Kellyanne Conway: Art 63 Screwball Awards
12. Trump Filling the Swamp No. 5: Kellyanne Conway: Art. 65 Dawg Opinions