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Trump considers ordering Seth Curry traded to Cavs
An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is so angry at NBA Superstar Seth Curry’s refusal to show proper respect for him that he is now considering punishing Seth.
Towards that end, The Don is considering signing an executive order that will result in Seth being traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
The unreliable source advised that if Seth fails to report to the Cavs at the beginning of the NBA season that that The Don will be inclined to order his immediate arrest and deportation to North Korea.
And lastly, if an arrest is necessary, The Don has intimated that he will then order that Seth’s $34.4 million annual salary will be attached and distributed to the Donald Trump Foundation.
The Don has indicated that if Seth has a change of heart he is willing to reconsider his ban on the Golden State Warriors attending a celebration at the White House.
And lastly, The Don couched his comment by requiring that if Seth wishes to kneel during the playing of “Hail to the Chief” he must first announce that he’s doing so for the sole purpose of showing respect to The Don.
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