► Today’s Public Official Misfit is Mayor Kenneth Maag of Ottawa, OH |
Today’s Public Official Misfit is Ottawa, Ohio Mayor Kenneth A. Maag Congratulations to….
Mayor Kenneth A. Maag
Today’s “Public Official Misfit” Award Winner
Kenneth A. Maag, 61, is the long-time mayor of Ottawa, which is about 55 miles south of Toledo and 20 miles north of Lima.
In late Aug 2011, Kenny was arrested and charged with solicitation of a prostitute. As a result of a sting operated by the local sheriff, Kenney was busted at a local Econo Lodge Motel in Lima after arranging for the services of an undercover cop on the telephone.
Busted along with Kenny and charged with solicitation of a prostitute at the Econo Lodge was 57-year-old Gregg Gooding.
Gregg Gooding coached the Jackson Center Varsity Girl’s Basketball team to a Division state tournament in 2001. In addition to coaching, Gregg also works in the maintenance department for Jackson Center Local Schools.
Apparently, Kenney lacked the necessary wherewithal to arrange for the services of a prostitute on his own. Apparently Kenny the Loser then contacted Gregg Dumbo for some necessary coaching, which obviously didn’t work out to well.
Of course Kenney denied he was guilty of cruising for hookers in Lima even though his phone calls were taped by the sheriff’s department. Maybe Kenney will engage in a little “Swaggertism” and tell us Jesus made him do it.
On Sept 1, 2011, Kenny the Loser temporarily resigned his post as Mayor until his criminal prosecution has ended. Apparently, Kenny is under the false impression that he will be found innocent.
It seems as though Kenny’s run as mayor is finally over and that he will now be forced to seek employment elsewhere.
Not to worry Kenny! Hear tell that the Wal-Mart at 975 North Cable Road in Lima is accepting applications for greeters. And if that doesn’t pan out Kenney, you can always sign up for classes at the Lima Tech Truck Driver Training school on Bowman Road in Lima.
Congrats Kenny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an accomplished Public Official Misfit; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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