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Fox's Andrew Napolitano: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Fox's Andrew Napolitano 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Andy. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-four (34) Awards in various categories and the subject of eight (8) opinion piece and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (August 2017) episode of the Fox & Friends Comedy Hour hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Andy decided to once again prove his undying loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Andy made the following laughable comments to the low I.Q. followers of Fox & Friends.

  • “We learned that, in December, after Donald Trump had been elected and right before Barack Obama left office, very quietly Loretta Lynch, the attorney general of the United States, changed rules that permitted anyone who possessed raw intelligence data in any one of the government's 17 agencies that it recognizes publicly as being intelligence agencies to share it with anybody else.”
  • “That was extremely novel and it probably triggered the unmasking of then-President Elect Trump and General Flynn.”
  • “We now learned just last night that back in 2013, General Clapper, the director of national intelligence, secretly authorized members of Congress to be unmasked by administrative officials who said they needed to know who was participating in the conversation.”
  • “Raw intelligence data comes, person A talking to person B, if they can't figure out who it is and they need to know who they are, then they have A unmasked and then B unmasked.”
  • “Unmasking, pardon me, is only lawful if it's done for national security purpose.”
  • “If it's done for a political purpose, it's a felony.”
  • “This is something that [special counsel] Bob Mueller should be investigating, because the unmasking goes back deep into the Obama administration in an effort to embarrass President Trump and his allies in Congress.”

So here we have a so-called lawyer and former judge actually claiming to be a psychic that can see thing and/or interpret matters without ever witnessing them. Whowee, this guy is like really special! The Fox Comedy Network is lucky to have a practicing savant (wise person) as an employee.

 

I wonder why Andy didn’t use his special psychic abilities to purchase the winning Powerball Lottery ticket when it hit $500 million. Well, maybe the batteries in his brain were running low.

 

Congrats Andy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  3. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
  5. $15 minimum wage attempt to bribe poor voters: Art. 1 Moron Awards
  6. Exquisitely unfair to hold Trump accountable for Muslim Ban comments: Art. 244 Bullshit Awards
 

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