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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Newt Gingrich

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of three (3) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (early August 2017), tweet storm, Newt decided to once again prove his loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Newt decided to attack the efficacy of a grand jury empaneled by Special Counsel Bob Mueller in Washington, DC.

 

In his tweet, Newt made the following asinine statement (is there another kind for Newt the Moron?). 

  • “President Trump got 68.63% in West Virginia, 4.8% in Washington DC. Guess where Mueller has a grand jury?”
  • “Guess how biased it will be?”

Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) August 6, 2017

 

This tweet proves beyond all doubt that besides being a Compliant Trump Toady, Newt is a Monumental Dumbass.

 

For one thing, grand juries can only be empaneled in the jurisdiction where the prosecutor believes the crime or crimes were committed. And the District of Columbia is the proper venue because that’s where the obstruction of justice and/or improper contacts with Russians took place.

 

Unless and until someone provides evidence that The Don, his family members and/or any Trump Toady committed or attempted to commit a crime in West Virginia, we’ll never see a grand jury empaneled there in the ongoing Trump investigation.

 

I’m hopeful that The Don and/or one of his designated lackeys has reimbursed Newt for the costs he has surely incurred in multiple purchases of Industrial Size tubes of Chapstick.

 

Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 4
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  3. Deadbeat Award Winner = 1
  4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
  5. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  6. Donald “Trumporleone” Trump can’t obstruct justice sez Newt Gingrich: Art. 29 Ass-Kisser Awards
  7. Russia investigation dangerous Witch Hunt sez Newt Gingrich: Art. 30 Ass-Kisser Awards
  8. Obama: The Arrogant Golfer – Moron Award No. 94
  9. Newt Gingrich: America’s Premier Moralist: Art.152 Dawg Opinions
  10. Newt Gingrich: Mitt Romney’s New Racial Harmony Consigliere: Art.153 Dawg Opinions
  11. America’s No. 1 Hypocrite – Gingrich attacks Judge Walker’s Overturning of Prop 8: Art. 154 Dawg Opinions

 

 
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