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Jason Chaffetz: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Jason Chaffetz

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner




This isn’t the first Award presented to Jason. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


In an earlier life (2009 to 2017), Jason was a U.S. Representative from Utah. Prior to duping the voters in 2009, Jason applied for a position with the Secret Service; however, because there many, many more candidates more qualified than Jason, the Secret Service told him to take a hike.


After wasting millions of dollars on the useless one-sided Benghazi investigation and Hillary Clinton, Jason announced in early 2017 that he was going to resign from his congressional seat without giving any explanation for such a move.


As is the case with most right-wing ideologues that leave congress voluntarily or involuntarily, most of the end up with a job working for the Fox News Comedy Network. During a recent (7/24/17) edition of The Five Comedy show on Fox, Jason engaged in the following discussion with fellow Fox comedian Steve Doocy after both of them donned a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads.



  • “When you walked in we talked a little bit about the fact that Jared Kushner has released 11 pages of testimony he is going to deliver before Congress later this week.”
  • “And you said, regarding Jared Kushner, Republicans need to grow a backbone.”


  • “Yeah, Republicans need to get a backbone.”
  • “Every time the Democrats say they need to call up Jared Kushner or Donald Trump Jr, then call up Chelsea Clinton. Call up the Clintons.”
  • “So every time a Democrat says I got to talk to Donald Trump Jr., go up and bring Chelsea Clinton in there, because she was involved in the Benghazi situation.”


In a lame effort at levity, Jason the Ass-Kisser finished up his comic routine by saying:

  • “I think the Trumps need to actually get a lot of credit for openness and transparency.”
  • “They didn't delete their emails, they provided their emails.”
  • “When they wanted to talk to them, they said you can talk to us.”
  • “And yet, when we did the same thing with the Democrats they gave us stiff arm every single step of the way.”

Only a Congenital Liar would assert that the Trumps are “open and transparent” in regard to the ongoing Russiagate investigation. In truth, the Trumps, that’d be The Don, his Capo Bastone (Underboss) Jared Kushner and one of his Dimwitted soldiers Donald Jr. have repeatedly lied about their contacts with the Russians and in Jared’s instance did it under oath.


As to Hillary, she was cross-examined for about ten (10) hours in the Senate about the manufactured GOP Benghazi matter. I for one cannot recall The Don and/or any of his children or Toadies testifying in public for 10 hours, can you?


Congrats Jason; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.


Lunatic Award Winner = 1

MoronAward Winner = 3

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1 

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