Rick Perry: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rick Perry 

Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ricky. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Rick Perry is the ex-governor of Texas who was appointed as Secretary of the Energy Department by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump even though Ricky is a well-known and celebrated Moron.

In a never-ending effort to prove that he’s one of America’s Premier Morons, Ricky sent out the following tweet at 9:24 am on July 6, 2017. 

• “Here’s a little economics lesson: supply and demand.”
• “You put the supply out there and the demand will follow.”

Only a Monumental Moron (M&M) would make such an idiotic statement. This would be akin to making any of the following statements as to “supply and demand.”

• “Supply more Conestoga covered wagons and the demand will follow.”
• “Supply more Zoot suits and the demand will follow.”
• “Supply more petite size condoms and the demand will follow.”

Congrats Ricky; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
5. Moron Award Winner = 1
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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