Trump sez y’all gonna start saying “Merry Christmas again”

In a never-ending attempt to cement his status as a Raving Lunatic, Aspiring Standup Comedian, Bigot, Misogynist and Congenital Liar, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to start in on the make believe “War on Christmas” in July.

During a recent (early 2017), speaking event to honor veterans and celebrate faith just days ahead of Independence Day, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to further cement his cement his status as a Raving Lunatic, Aspiring Standup Comedian, Bigot, Misogynist and Congenital Liar, The Don decided to speak about the make believe “War on Christmas” in July.

During the event, The Don told his low I.Q. followers:

• “I remind you that we’re going to start staying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.’”

Of course, the “War on Christmas” scam began years ago as a vehicle for right wing ideologues and Wannabees like Focus on the Wallet founder James Dobson and those of his ilk to unjustly enriching themselves at the expense of the dupes that believe what they say.

There is no doubt that The Don doesn’t give a damn about Christmas and whether or not someone says, “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Holidays,” or “Kiss my Ass.”

The only thing The Don really cares about is assuring that his adoring fans are fed a steady diet of red meat and assorted bullshit so that they will continue to support him.

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