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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Newt Gingrich

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and the subject of three (3) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Shortly (ca. mid-June 2017) after the Justice Department appointed Robert Mueller as special counsel to investigate Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election, Newt decided it was his sworn duty to continue to perform as a Trump Toady.

 

Towards that end, Newt donned a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads prior to writing an article published online by The Daily Caller Comedy Blog. In his laughable article, Newt said in part:

  • “Mueller’s team does not look like a group of fair-minded, independent attorneys. It looks like a legal hit squad specifically built to hurt President Trump and Republicans.”
  • “The real danger of these types of special investigations is that the innocence of the accused – or the initial focus of the investigation – often has no bearing on the outcome.”

Newt goes on with his asinine rant by saying the following.

  • “Fishing expeditions driven by the Justice Department, congressional staffs, and the news media take on a life of their own and can easily trap innocent people through procedural mistakes.”
  • “There is a grave danger that Trump team members will testify as though they were participating in a benign or honest process. That can lead to disaster.”
  • “Every word someone says can be measured against all other testimony and all available evidence. Any discrepancy, no matter how innocent, can lead to a charge of perjury or obstruction of justice.”

Newt completes his laughable comments by pimping for his new book laughably entitled “Understanding Trump.”

  • “I explain the dangers of these special investigations in my new book, Understanding Trump, which was released Tuesday.”
  • “In the book, I argue that no one on the Trump team should agree to testify without a guarantee of immunity from prosecution.”
  • “Too many things can go wrong otherwise.”

Here we have one of America’s Premier Ethical Midgets claiming that testify falsely could easily lead to charges of perjury or obstruction of justice. Of course, Newt had no trouble demanding that Hillary Clinton be the subject of a special prosecutor. He was also falsely claimed that she was guilty of committing multiple felonies.

 

One thing that is painfully clear is the fact that Newt will say anything to financially enrich himself or his third wife Callista who is in line to become the Ambassador to the Vatican even though she was screwing Newt when he was married.

 

Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
  2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 4
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  4. Deadbeat Award Winner = 1
  5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
  6. Screwball Award Winner = 4
  7. Obama: The Arrogant Golfer – Moron Award No. 92
  8. Newt Gingrich: America’s Premier Moralist: Art.147 Dawg Opinions
  9. Newt Gingrich: Mitt Romney’s New Racial Harmony Consigliere: Art.148 Dawg Opinions
  10. America’s No. 1 Hypocrite – Gingrich attacks Judge Walker’s Overturning of Prop 8: Art. 149 Dawg Opinions 

 

 

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