► Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Newt Gingrich Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and the subject of three (3) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
Shortly (ca. mid-June 2017) after the Justice Department appointed Robert Mueller as special counsel to investigate Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election, Newt decided it was his sworn duty to continue to perform as a Trump Toady.
Towards that end, Newt donned a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads prior to writing an article published online by The Daily Caller Comedy Blog. In his laughable article, Newt said in part:
Newt goes on with his asinine rant by saying the following.
Newt completes his laughable comments by pimping for his new book laughably entitled “Understanding Trump.”
Here we have one of America’s Premier Ethical Midgets claiming that testify falsely could easily lead to charges of perjury or obstruction of justice. Of course, Newt had no trouble demanding that Hillary Clinton be the subject of a special prosecutor. He was also falsely claimed that she was guilty of committing multiple felonies.
One thing that is painfully clear is the fact that Newt will say anything to financially enrich himself or his third wife Callista who is in line to become the Ambassador to the Vatican even though she was screwing Newt when he was married.
Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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