VP Mike Pence: Today’s “Moron” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

VP Mike Pence

Today’s “Moron” Award Winnerr

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mike ascended to the podium at an event celebrating the 40^th anniversary event for Focus on the Family (aka, Focus on the Wallet) held in Colorado Springs.

Mike began his speech by delivering comments he claimed were authored by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, which went like this.

• “A good friend of mine, who’s a leader, who’s a believer, who’s a tireless defender of the values that will make America great again.”

Mike then praised Focus on the Wallet Founder and Perennial Bigot James Dobson by declaring him to be a “friend” and a “mentor.” Mike then went on to tell the assembled bigots and religious loons:

• “I promise you, Focus on the Family, you have an unwavering ally in President Donald Trump.”

Mike then went on to assure the assembled loons that The Don would march along with them in defense of “those who are persecuted for their faith, no matter the country they call home or the creed they profess.” Mike then said:

• “President Trump has stood without apology for the most vulnerable in our society, the aged, the disabled, the infirm and the unborn.”

This blatant lie came one day after the Republican dominated Senate announced a bill that guarantees that the aged, disabled and infirm are going to collectively get it shoved up their derrieres so that billionaires and millionaires can experience a tax break approaching $800 billion.

One thing you can take to the bank is that Mike is salivating at the likelihood that The Don will either be impeached or will be forced to resign, which will result in him being the next President of the U.S. of A.

And lastly, Mike is just as big a liar as his Godfather The Don. Even worse, is the fact that Mike is a religious zealot who actually believes that he and his likeminded comrades have the right to dictate a woman’s right to choose.

He also believes that it should be lawful to openly discriminate against members of the Gay community by claiming a religious or moral belief that conflicts with their lifestyle.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

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