This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-three (33) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Mike was recently (June 2017) recently interviewed by comedian Shannon Bream on the Fox News Comedy Network in regard to the ongoing investigation of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mike engaged in the following back and forth with Shannon.

SHANNON:

• “Let's start with this [President Donald Trump's] tweet. It sounds to me that he's suggesting that former FBI Director [and special counsel Robert] Mueller was the one who told him to fire [former FBI Director James] Comey?”
• “Is that where we're going?”

MIKE:

• “Yeah, I don't know if it was Mueller or if it was [Deputy Attorney General Rod] Rosenstein.”
• “I think the interesting thing is that with Rosenstein's comment this morning and saying, ‘Don't take all this stuff to be serious,’ look, the reliability today of the mainstream press, particularly The New York Times and the ‘Washington Compost,’ as I like to call them, is somewhat between an Ouija board and Tokyo Rose.”

SHANNON:

• “That’s quite a combo.”

MIKE:

• “Everybody talks about Russia and fake news. How do we know this doesn't come from Russian fake news sources? [Trump being investigated for obstruction of justice]
• “I want to go back to something I've said for years. People who know don't talk and people who talk don't know.”
• “That's a maxim of politics.”
• “When I see people, who are telling me something that happens, I feel like that if they're talking, they don't really know, and if they don't really know, they're not talking.”
• “Because you don't get in a "circle of trust," to borrow a Robert de Niro line from –“

SHANNON:

• “Such a great movie.”

MIKE:

• “Yeah it was a great movie.”
• “But you don't get in that circle of trust if you can't be trusted.”
• “And the people close to Donald Trump, if they're talking, they don't belong in the circle of trust.”
• “The truth is, that's not who's talking.”
• “These are people who are making this stuff up to make Donald Trump look bad because I'm convinced there is an attempt to overthrow, and I use that word purposely, overthrow this president, and that is anarchy.”

For one thing, this Certified Ass-Kissing Liar has absolutely no clue as to who are the folks doing the leaking. To state that the leakers aren’t part of The Don’s team is akin to arguing that The Don has never told a lie.

It is painfully clear, that Mike has probably suffered from some badly scuffed knees as a consequence of the inordinate amount of time he’s spent kissing The Don’s substantial derriere.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. MoronAward Winner = 3
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 124 Bigot Awards
14. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 170 Bullshit Awards