Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (early June 2017) interview with comedian Shannon Bream of the Fox News Comedy Network, Mike decided it was time to once again prove that he is a Certified Trump Toady and Ass-Kisser.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mike engaged in the following comedy skit with fellow comedian Shannon Bream.

SHANNON:

• “Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper was]talking there about Russia and its interference in our election and the now investigation.”
• “Do you think Watergate is a fair parallel comparison?”

THE HUCK:

• “I wonder if Clapper is sniffing glue.”
• “How in the world could he say that Watergate pales in comparison?”
• “Watergate involved the president of the United States, the top aides inside the White House -- the chief of staff, policy director, a whole staff of people -- and also the attorney general of the United States, plus all the campaign people.”
• “It was a huge issue and involved official government employees.”
• “What we're talking about here is allegations -- unproven, so far a lot of smoke, they say -- but no smoking gun.”
• “No credible evidence at all that the campaign had not coordination, but communication, with an ambassador.”
• “This is absurd. I don't know even where he would come up with this.”

We know for sure that Mr. Clapper wasn’t “sniffing glue” but it’s hard to not believe that The Huck wasn’t “sniffing" The Don’s Significant Derriere prior to spewing forth this type of Sycophantic BS.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble. 

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. MoronAward Winner = 3
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 124 Bigot Awards
14. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 170 Bullshit Awards