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Eric Cantor & Bob Goodlatte: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winners
Rep. Eric Ivan Cantor and Robert William “Bob” Goodlatte are from the great state of Virginia. Rep. Goodlatte (Billy Bob) has been in Congress since 1993 and Cantor (Ivan the Terrible) has been there since 2001.
On July 18, 2011, the Richmond Times-Dispatch lowered its intellectual threshold for publishing editorials when it accepted a screed from Billy Bob and Ivan titled: “Cantor & Goodlatte: Change culture of spending.”
The duo of Eric & Billy Bob (BB) has put forth a comedic sketch that they laughingly claim would solve our debt problems forever. Their proposed legislation would require:
Many left-wing commies question why Billy Bob and Ivan didn’t go bananas when they voted seven times to raise the debt ceiling when George W. was president. This is just a typical rant from losers that hate America, right? These lefties, God haters all, know that there’s a significant difference between George W. and Obama. And that difference is that George W. was actually born in the U.S. of A.
After reading Billy Bob’s comic piece, Delmas who lives in Hurt, VA (pop. 1278) was asked how he felt. Hurt is about 30 miles south of Lynchburg and is represented by Billy Bob. Delmas responded by saying, “Where was dat dumb som-bitch when Bush was da President?”
Congrats Eric and Billy Bob; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as certified screwballs; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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