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Trump orders Memorial for “Tomb of the Unknown Draft Dodger” 

 

A unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is going to issue an Executive Order designating a monument to be placed at the Arlington National Cemetery that will be known as the “Tomb of the Unknown Draft Dodger.”

 

As I suspect you know, we already have a monument at Arlington named as the “Tomb of the Unknown Soldier,” which was originally dedicated on March 4, 1921.

 

The Don expressed his desire to honor all of America’s Patriotic Draft Dodgers and Super Heroes who sacrificed everything during the Vietnam War and have never been acknowledged for said sacrifices. The Patriots named herein are the crème de la crème of Vietnam War Draft Dodgers who gave it all to avoid serving their country.

  • Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: 4 deferments to attend college
  • Dick “Big Dick” Cheney: 5 deferments to attend college
  • Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: deferment due to pimple in ass crack
  • Rudy Giuliani: deferment to attend law school
  • Newt Gingrich: deferments to attend college
  • Clarence “This Coke’s for You” Thomas: deferments to attend college
  • Karl Rove: deferments to attend college
  • Wayne “The Loon” LaPierre of the NRA: deferments to attend college
  • Former Rep. Tom Delay: deferments to attend college

We all owe a great deal of gratitude to the above-named individuals who were extremely heroic when they gave the ultimate sacrifice to serve their country by remaining on U.S. Soil during the Vietnam War.

 

And lastly, The Don has directed that the annual “Tomb of the Unknown Draft Dodger” ceremony is to be held annually at The Improv in Los Angeles on the first day of April.

 

This act by The Don is aimed at “Making America Great Again”

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 44 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 45 thru 56 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 56 thru 60 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 286 thru 299 Dawg Opinions
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 3
  6. Trump Bullshit: Art. 357 thru 398
  7. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 28 Liar Awards
  8. Lunatic Awards: Art. 315 thru 317
  9. Moron Awards: Art. 215 thru 217
  10. Screwball Awards: Art. 269 thru 270
  11. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 200 thru 208
 

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