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Immediately after his insignificant world tour to the Middle East and Europe ended (ca. late May 2017), Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was faced with responding to the withering news about Russiagate and his son-in-law Jared Kushner’s ties to Russian officials.
Unable to refute reports from the New York Times and Washington Post that Jared Kushner attempted to secure a back-door channel and relationship with Putin, The Don as usual attacked the media. Towards that end The Don put forth the following Tweets:
“It is my opinion that many of the leaks coming out of the White House are fabricated lies made up by the #FakeNews media.” 5:33 AM - 28 May 2017
“....it is very possible that those sources don't exist but are made up by fake news writers. #FakeNews is the enemy!” 5:45 AM - 28 May 2017
The Don has decided that rather than continue to expose the mainstream media as disseminators of Fake News, he and America would be better served if these unpatriotic, God and America hating reporters were made to undergo daily enemas.
The Don believes that these daily enemas will insure that the crap these reporters have been spewing forth on a daily basis will come to a screeching halt.
To assuage any fears that the cost of the daily enemas will add to the federal deficit, The Don is issuing an Order that the costs be charged to the Hillary Clinton Foundation.
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Trump orders Daily Enemas for NY Times and Washington Post reporters