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Trump seeks Ass-Whooping for reporters asking tough questions
An unreliable source has indicated that after returning to the U.S. after his recent (mid-May 2017) trip to the Middle East and Europe that, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump became incensed at the media’s reporting on Russiagate and more importantly his son-in-law Jerrod Kushner’s additional contacts with Russian officials.
After meeting with several Trump Toadies at the White House, The Don authored a Presidential Executive Order that would mandate that any reporter that asked him any questions that he deemed to be tough or unfair regardless of the issue, that said reporter would be subjected to a good ol fashion “Ass-Whooping.”
The Don went on to write that the exclusive rights to televise any “Ass-Whooping” would be provided to the Fox News Comedy Network pursuant to a no-bid contract that would be classified “top secret” and therefore would remain confidential.
The Don let it be known to the Trump Toadies in attendance that he believes that reporters working on fake stories for the New York Times and Washington Post should be first in line for a government approved “Ass-Whooping.”
And lastly, The Don is confident that after several deserving reporters receive an “Ass-Whooping” that the Un-American, God-Hating act of asking him “tough questions” will come to a screeching halt.
The Don then announced that his sole intent in this matter is aimed at “Making America Great Again.”
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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