► Fox News’ Eric Bolling:Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Fox News' Eric Bolling: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Fox News' Eric Bolling Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Eric. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (May 2017) airing of “The Five” comedy show on the Fox News Comedy Network, resident comedian and Serial Trump Ass-Ksiser Eric Bolling decided to don (pun intended) a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads for kissing The Don’s substantial derriere and to prevent any lasting orthopedic damage to his knees.
In this instance, Eric determined that he would act as an unpaid apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump as to a New York Times report that The Don leaned on FBI Director James Comey to discontinue the ongoing criminal investigation of former National Security Adviser Gen. Mike Flynn.
Eric then told his low I.Q. followers:
Eric went on to tell his intellectually infirm viewers:
The only Fake News here is the so-called news that is reported by the Fox News Comedy Network. It’s mantra of “Fair and Balanced Reporting” should be rightfully changed to “Unfair Reporting by Unbalanced Reporters.”
And lastly, I’m hopeful that The Don and/or one of his Compliant Lackeys had the courtesy to reimburse Eric for the costs he incurred in purchasing an Industrial Strength tube of ChapStick.
Congrats Eric; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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