Trump announces list of Sean Spicer replacements

The media has recently (mid-May 2017) reported that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump will either replace White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer with another Standup Comedian and/or well-known Trump Sympathizer.

Unreliable sources have indicated that The Don is considering the appointment of one of the following Standup Comedians to become the next White House Press Secretary.

• Andrew Dice Clay
• Michael Moore
• Lewis Black
• Sarah Silverman
• Bill Maher
• John Stewart
• D.L. Hughley

Any of the above-named individuals would be excellent replacements for Sean Spicer. They would clearly be able to increase viewership among viewers who possess an I.Q. in triple digits.

And lastly, we can be assured that the Fox News Comedy Network would not televise any future White House briefings involving any of the individuals listed above.

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